Crystal Marie

Crystal Marie is a comedian, actress, and producer based in Los Angeles known for her energetic stand-up, personal storytelling, and sharp observational humor. She tours nationally and internationally, headlining clubs and theaters while also serving as a featured opener for comedians including Jay Leno, Russell Peters, Adam Carolla, and Maz Jobrani.

She is currently touring her new hour-long show Call Me Mommy and has performed at major festivals including Netflix Is A Joke. Crystal’s work spans stand-up, television, and digital media, with appearances on MTV’s Punk’d reboot, FUSE’s We Need to Talk About America, and various unscripted projects in development. She is also recognized for her growing online presence, with millions of monthly views across social platforms, alongside acting credits such as The Gutter, which premiered at SXSW.